z3r0-c00l submitted this one: "This morning a source close to the celebrated hacker Kevin Mitnick reported that the he might be coming down with a bad cold. The source said the cold was so bad that when he sneezed he suddenly had root on the Pentagon's computers." For those of us who have followed Kevin's hacking career we already knew he was s00p3r 31337 but this proves it.

GOODBYE


when we first met i knew,
that you belong to me,
you didnt fought,
you just come to me.

Your words were so sweet,
your eyes were so honest,
what happened,
where did this all go?

I have to say goodbye,
it is no time for smile,
i have to leave you,
it is time for crying,
goodbye my love one.

Story posted by JonPussy on Oct. 19, 2000.
With the recent geek alienation that's been going on, it's a wonder Microsoft got anything done this year. But the evil empire has, and they have released the 31337 version of Windows yet! Now you'll never have to see that darned command line DOS prompt again! Point and click your way to 31337 heaven. Some people criticize Windows for not being stable, but everyone knows that those truly evil Linux users planted the BSOD in Windows! Those geek alienaters will stop at nothing to take our precious Windows away!